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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

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Me: say something to our son

Him: okay , “hijo de tu chingada madre como te quiero[:”

you want to be with your girlfriend and i cant change that. i don’t know if we’re  ever going to be together, i don’t know where we are going to be. i don’t know if i am ever gonna be able to give you all the love she did. because there’s a million things i don’t know about you. but there is one thing that i do and that’s that i like you and i’m going to keep liking you regardless what happens. you make me really happy , i don’t wanna be corny so ill sing for you *Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man*

thank you for walking back into my life i don’t know why i like you lots but you keep running through my head like there’s no tomorrow. i admit i think about you day in and day out. i didn’t think you would have the power to take over ,e but you did. what happened between us last night proved me you’ll stay, i know you’ll ride for me the way i ride for you. thats all i needed to know. i promise i wont leave. i’m just rambling . baby the feeling i have towards you keeps me alive and i hope it lasts. i miss you. i want you. i need you. i care about you. i like you.

you’ve  proven nothing to me, and yet my love for you is boundless, timeless. i’ll wait but not forever. just know you’re someone special to me. because i have never been this happy in a while, i like you lots.

i try so hard not to like you but it’s impossible, i care about you and i promise i won’t give up on you when you scream at me and tell me how much you hate me. i won’t walk away when you are crying for her or when she breaks your heart. i’ll be there with my arms stretching wide open and i’ll catch you before you hit the ground. if you wear something and it looks bad, i’ll be the first to tell you. i promise i’ll check your room for spiders, and if i find one i promise to kill it. i won’t apologize for what i do, and i will frustrate you to no end. i will have mood swings and some days i won’t really have the time to talk to you, but if you need me and i mean really need me then i will be there. i will drop everything for, anytime, any day. because if i care about you, i’ll be honest and open. and i promise i won’t walk away no matter what situation we’re in. i like you to the moon and back, to the sun and back,  to infinity and beyond.

God is texting me with this situation i have put myself in. i can easily give you the middle finger and leave you behind in the past but my heart does not allow me to do that to someone i love and deeply care about. most girls would leave but i honestly want to stick around because you mean so much to me to let you slip away. i don’t know how you feel towards me but somehow i keep falling for you because nothing compares to the happiness you bring into my life. everything  is happening so quickly, but through the good or bad days whatever you’re going through i’ll always stick by your side like i promised you, because losing  you is not an option for me. even though your heart belongs to her i have not lost faith, because i know the sun is somewhere shining even with this rain. i try and try to come up with how to say how sprung i am but 1000 characters is not enough. just know that i like you.